Vtipné rozdělení Metalu
Situace: V hradu hlídaném drakem je uvězněna krásná princezna. Tady je přiběh, jak to dopadne, když tam dorazí různí metalisti coby rytíři.
Power metal: Metalista přijede na bílém jednorožci, unikne drakovi, zachrání princeznu a pak se s ní miluje v kouzelném lese.
Thrash metal: Metalista přijede, bojuje s drakem, zachrání princeznu a vošuká ji.
Heavy metal: Metalista přijede na harleyi, zabije draka, dá si pár piv a vošuká princeznu.
Folk metal: Metalista přijede s přáteli, kteří hrají na akordeony, violy, flétny a spoustu dalšich podivných nástrojů, drak usne (z všeho toho tancování). Pak všichni odjedou…..bez princezny.
Viking metal: Metalista připluje na lodi, zabije draka svojí velkou sekyrou, stáhne ho z kůže a sní. Znásilní princeznu k smrti, ukradne její věci a před odjezdem zapálí hrad.
Death metal: Metalista přijede, zabije draka, vošuká princeznu, zabije ji a odjede.
Black metal: Metalista dorazí o půlnoci, zabije draka a nabodne ho na kůl před hradem. Potom vošuká princeznu do zadku, vypije její krev během rituálu před tím, než ji zabije. Pak ji nabodne na kůl vedle draka.
Gore metal: Metalista přijede, zabije draka a rozhází jeho vnitřnosti před hradem, vošuká princeznu a zabije ji. Potom ji znova vošuká, rozpáře břicho a sní její vnitřnosti. Potom to, co zbyde, vošuká ještě jednou, spálí mrtvolu a ješte jednou vošuká.
Doom metal: Metalista přijede, spatří jak je drak obrovský, pomyslí si, že ho nemůže nikdy přemoct, potom propadne depresím a spáchá sebevraždu. Drak ho sní a princeznu si dá jako dezert. A to je konec smutného příběhu.
Progressive metal: Metalista přijede s kytarou a zahraje 26 minutové sólo. Drak se z nudy zabije sám. Metalista dorazí do princezniny ložnice, zahraje další sólo s použitím všech technik a melodií, které se naučil v posledním roce na konzervatoři. Princezna uteče a vydá se hledat heavy-metalistu.
Glam metal: Metalista přijede, drak se začne smát, když uvidí jeho zjev a nechá ho projít dovnitř. Poté, co vejde do hradu, ukradne princezně make up a začne natírat hrad nádhernou růžovou barvou.
Nu-metal: Metalista dorazí v Hondě Civic a pokusí se bojovat s drakem. Jenže uhoří, když jeho pytlovité oblečení chytne plamenem.
Redneck metal: (Kabáti,…): Metalista dorazí na fichtlovi, draka vožere, pobleje, s princeznou si pořídí deset blbých dětí a pak jde pro vidle a vykydá hnůj v maštali.
Speed Metal: metalista se uhoní k smrti, ještě než dojde k hradu.
Speed Metal:verze 2: Princ rychle a jednoduše přiběhne, draka rychle a jednoduše zabije svým hlasem, rychle a jednoduše vošuká princeznu. A stejný postup opakuje minimálně na dalších deseti hradech….
NS black metal: Přijede tankem Tiger, draka uhajluje k smrti a princeznu zplynuje, neboť nebyla arijského původu.
White metal: Nějací divní poutníci přijdou s další částí Ježíšova kříže. Drak kříž během okamžiku změní na popel a tak na něj pošlou křížovou výpravu.
Atmospheric metal: Ještě dřív, než se k drakovi dostanou, chcípnou únavou z neustálého tahání jejich nástrojů.
Speed metal: Metalisti přijedou a začnou si dělat z draka srandu. Ten se rozbrečí a zemře žalem. Pak si začnou dělat srandu i z princezny a ta se přidá k jejich skupině jako ženský vokál a jdou si dělat srandu z někoho dalšího.
Industrial metal: Postaví vedle hradu továrnu a všichni se udusí jejími zplodinami. Hrad se začne rozpadat a tím je nádherné dílo Glam metalisty nenávratně zničeno.
Symphonic metal: Dorazí celý orchestr a vytvoří z hradu veliké mraveniště. Drak tedy má zásoby na zimu.
Gothic metal: Přijede, draka zkrotí a jde se s princeznou kochat pohledem na půlnoční hřbitov
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